a perfect example of harry styles being harry styles
“You’re wearing a scarf. Are you insane? No I didn’t mean that in a bad way. Like a nice insane. Like, ‘Oh, I’ve got a scarf on inside, I’m so insane.’ You okay? Is it too hot? Nice scarf." - Harry Styles
and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
i….. i think i’m sexually attracted to breakfast food
Yes I am santa claus’s secret helper and if you want to get off the naughty list you have to date me
Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets
"There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t dancing at all, but reaching down and throwing small crabs into the sea. "Young man, what are you doing?" he asked. "Throwing crabs back into the sea" he replied, "they’ll die if I don’t help them." The old man looked down at the hundreds of small crabs scattered on the beach for miles. "But there must be millions of them," the old man told him aghast. "You can’t possibly make a difference." The young man bent down, picked up another crab and threw it into the ocean. "It made a difference to that one.""
if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again
did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone
I’m trying to find the right words for this but I can’t
this is exactly the moment where i wouldve died